Here is volume 2 of my Oppositional Thoughts Nos 51 – 100
- Oppositional Cooking tip…if your gravy is a bit light, use it to make gravity, then it will weigh more
- Oppositional Thoughts…my Welsh Springer spaniel likes to keep up with technology. She chases every Hybrid Prius down the road…
- Oppositional Thoughts…I was told to make a strong first impression in the interview. So I gave them my Elvis and then my Lady Gaga.
- Oppositional thoughts…reporting that 100% of people demand air to live is not news. But say 100% of Gen Y demand air and it’s research!
- Oppositional thoughts…employee engagement is just intention, but employee marriage is commitment. Is your employer prepared to do it?
- Oppositional thoughts…only a fools tries to climb the corporate ladder. Smarter folks take the stairs, and the smartest take the elevator
- Oppositional thoughts…after my marathon effort all I heard was snickers and wispas. It mars my efforts to Hershey said I was fruit and nut
- Oppositional thoughts… what if I did it all because the lady loves milk tray, and then I discover it was all a Twix?
- Oppositional thoughts… After six hours of questioning myself I reluctantly had to let myself go due to a lack of evidence or witnesses
- Oppositional Thoughts…why do we have to make sense? Can’t we grow sense,borrow sense,steal sense,harvest sense,copy sense, or non sense?
- Oppositional Thoughts…Make yourself necessary to somebody- but preferably not to Judges, Lawyers, Police and Correctional officers…
- Oppositional Thoughts… It takes a big man or woman to admit they are wrong…so presumably never pick an argument with a pygmy or a dieter
- Oppositional Thoughts…”Check your ego in at the door”. I tried to but I couldn’t afford the astronomical excess baggage fees!
- Oppositional Thoughts…synergy …the energy released by sinning?
- Oppositional Thoughts…the best type of SMART goals are the ones that are SMART – Stop Making All Reality Trivial
- Oppositional Thoughts…Success is being the boss in the corner office. Failure is the boss making you stand in the corner of the office
- Oppositional Thoughts… I was so focussed on the goal that I ran straight into the goal post which was SMART Solid Massive And Really Thick
- Oppositional thoughts…I got the life I wanted, but when they found out I had to give it back….
- Oppositional thoughts…I always wanted to hit the big time, so I went London and thumped Big Ben.
- Oppositional thoughts…successful win-win strategies eliminates loss, but if you eliminate loss, then what do you measure a win against?
- Oppositional Thoughts…I was advised to demonstrate a good fit to get the job. So I had a hissy fit at the recruiter. Oddly it didn’t work
- Oppositional Thoughts…It is Follow Friday (now/soon-in Aus!),so spend the day following someone, follow them home.Get sacked.Get arrested.
- Oppositional thoughts…LIVE like it’s your last day on earth…which of course might arise because the preceding days have also been grim
- Oppositional thoughts…you can judge a person by their peers…what they are peering at can tell you a lot about a person!
- Oppositional Thoughts…Time is precious…so just tell it to stand in the corner until it grows up and makes itself useful
- Oppositional thoughts..shall I compare thee to a summer’s day.Just give thanks that ‘Psychological type’ was not around in Shakespeare’s day
- Oppositional thoughts…I am one of the few people who networks most effectively by not meeting, talking to or being seen by other people…
- Oppositional thoughts…I tried to make eye contact in the interview, but their nose got in the way, and then they called security….
- Oppositional Thoughts…I brought my ‘A’ game to the party, but some of the pieces were missing
- Oppositional Thoughts…I tried cold calling and the employers got into it. They responded with the cold shoulder and cold indifference
- Oppositional thoughts..what do the sayings ‘a penny for your thoughts’ and ‘spending a penny’ being of equal value say about your thoughts?
- Oppositional thoughts…success is a journey not a destination, but if you are stuck in a traffic jam the distinction is purely academic
- Oppositional thoughts…I can’t say I am the proud owner of a brain,more that I’ve taken one hostage and nobody thinks it’s worth the ransom
- Oppositional Thoughts…I got a new job online! On the production line…
- Oppositional thoughts…what if you realize your career is really going places, but it left without you and didn’t leave a note?
- Oppositional Thoughts…Is easy to be successful through social media, the challenge is to do it through anti-social media
- Oppositional thoughts…if you don’t start living you’ll start dying…but what if your idea of living makes dying a distinct possibility?
- Oppositional Thoughts…Reuters reports the death of testing in #careers… A postmodern examination will determine the cause of death
- Oppositional thoughts…Never forget why you are here. How can I? The bars on the windows are a permanent reminder…
- Oppositional Thoughts…Under Promise and Over Deliver…Unless you are delivering incompetence…
- Oppositional Thoughts…Work smarter, not harder! But how hard should I work at working smarter?
- Oppositional Thoughts…Get synergy between people and processes…feed your staff into photocopier
- Oppositional Thoughts…Be S.M.A.R.T – Stop Making Acronyms Really Trite
- Oppositional thoughts..Never give up your own beliefs!.Unless you are standing on the top of 20 storey building and believe you are an eagle
- Oppositional thoughts…When all around you are losing their heads…you set the Tardis for the French Revolution or you went to that rave
- Oppositional Thoughts…”High Performance, Delivered”…but what if you were not home when they delivered…
- Oppositional thoughts….there is no ‘I’ in “Personal Brand” but oddly there is an “I” in “Impersonal Brand”. Go figure!
- Oppositional thoughts…I want to put the shot said my athlete client. Well I suppose it depends where you want to put it, I replied.
- Oppositional Thoughts… I think I want to be a Dentist said my client. Are you sure that is not just a fill-in career I replied
- Oppositional thoughts… I think I should act said my client. But acting is just a stage I replied.
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